This is a chocolate Easter Bunny with the face of actor Benedict Cumberbatch and it is in charge now.
Cumberbunnies are real, and they are for sale through U.K. vendor Chocolatician. We urge at least one person in the U.S. to buy one, just so we can see what is written on the customs form.
The new god Cumberbunny comes in white, dark, and milk chocolate, and while he is the first, he will not be the last. Per Chocolatician’s product listing:
Other celebrity bunnies coming soon or prehaps you would like to commission your own face to get chocolatized?
The answer is yes.
Reminds me of the disturbing and drastic physical transformations some characters underwent in Jack Chalker’s Well World books.
Not available for shipping to US! I didn’t even know that I needed one of these until this morning, and now that I found it, and I can’t have it, I’m crushed!
Okay, sure, Cumberbunnies follows a certain name parody convention, yes, but consider this: Bunnydicts.